Cannes Film Festival, Day 2: “Sleeping Beauty” Premiere Red Carpet

Cannes Film Festival, Day 2: "Sleeping Beauty" Premiere Red Carpet

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Just in case you bastards missed “Sleeping Beauty” star Emily Browning from the premiere, check it here.

As for the others in attendance, I’m really diggin’ Diane Kruger from the red carpet! I heard a rumor that French actress Marion Cotillard stole Diane’s longtime boyfriend Joshua Jackson recently. Any truth to the rumor?

And, I know some of you weight-haters are calling Aishwarya Rai fat. Sure she put on a lil’ weight, but I think it’s for the best! Meatiness is a great addition to a woman’s body, damn it!! Ow!

Check the “Sleeping Beauty” trailer below:

SLEEPING BEAUTY – OFFICIAL CANNES 2011 TRAILER from The Solid State on Vimeo.

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Eva Longoria Removes Tony Parker Wedding Date Regrettable Tattoo!

Eva Longoria Removes Tony Parker Wedding Date Regrettable Tattoo!

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Take note all you lovebirds! Don’t ever make the mistake of tattooing anything on your body that links you to another person—besides maybe your mom–b/c you never know…

With Eva on hand, we don’t know what the hell she was smoking when she got that tat b/c she didn’t just marry some random sugar daddy, she married an NBA player! The over/under on the average NBA player relationship is like nine months and rumor has it that they start sleeping around at around the five month mark, so “Til death do us part” simply doesn’t apply to extremely rich dudes.

These were snapped last night as Eva bounced out of her restaurant Beso in L.A. without the matrimonial ink. I don’t blame her for getting rid of that shit b/c it probably got really annoying when she was signing all those divorce documents…

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BuzzFoto Blind Item #510

There are rumors circulating in Hollywood right now that this aging, beautiful actress is more of a Black Widow than a widow. The rumor is that she had a hand in one of her husbands deaths…. The rumor is filled with sordid tales of money, deception and infidelity, but it has earned her the nickname of “Black Widow” amongst Hollywood elites. It doesn’t stop the men from flocking to her though…..

So True? So False? Did Katie Holmes Buy Suri X-Rated Gummi Bears?!

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Actress and fashion designer Katie Holmes left Serafina restaurant and stops at Teuscher Chocolates, where she buys a Bird-of-Paradise box of chocolates, on the Upper East Side in New York City.

Listen. We could dance our way around this rumor with all the innuendo and multiple entrendre your heart could desire. Instead, we’re just going to cut right to the chase.

What Suri Cruise wants, Suri Cruise gets, and word on the Net is, while dining at New York’s famed (and otherwise kid-friendly) Serendipity 3 last night, little Suri wanted some gummi bears. So Katie Holmes bought them for her.

Only, instead of bears, the gummies just so happened to be in the shape of penises.

Wearing heels is one thing, but surely Katie knows that some things should be for adults only? There certainly seems to be photographic evidence proving that Suri was, like all kids would be, curious enough to pick up the candy and examine it rather closely (congratulations, kid, you’re gonna breeze though Sex Ed in five years). But did Katie really buy her 5-year-old the anatomical eats? This rumor is’

True Story: B.J. Novak Played Scattergories with Michael Jackson

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When B.J. Novak was in the eighth grade, he was invited to Deepak Chopra’s house in Lincoln, Mass., for dinner. Rumor was, Michael Jackson would show up.

“A man just runs in in a red military uniform and a black top hat,” recalled ‘The Office’ actor, writer and producer. “I thought, well, this has to be a Michael Jackson impersonator, because this isn’t what Michael Jackson would ever wear on his day off.” But no, it really was MJ.

After dinner, they played Scattergories. “He got the double-word score under fictional characters for Nicholas Nickelby, so he’s a [Charles] Dickens reader,” observed Novak.

And the superstar won! He celebrated by singing an “absolutely gorgeous” a cappella rendition of ‘We Are the Champions’. Too bad Novak couldn’t really brag about it at school the next day: Who would believe him?

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BuzzFoto Blind Item #481

This elderly B list in his day, Actor has been showing up late to the set of the film he is in. The rumor is, his very young girlfriend has been keeping him up almost every night for the last few months with her wild sex games. He shows up late and tired and sleeps in between scenes, but is very happy with his love life!