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51-Year-Old Super Cougar Rita Bikini Pics From Miami Beach!
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Unlike most other celebs, Croatian beauty who currently makes a living as an actress & film producer in Italy is continuing her extended vacation in fashionably luxurious Miami Beach. She was spotted playing around with her boy-puppy on the beach earlier today. For those of you bastards who missed her previous appearances, check here.
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Gina Carano & Others Who Attended The “Haywire” Premiere
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Gina Carano headlines Steven Soderbergh’s Haywire, also starring Antonio Banderas, Michael Douglas, Ewan McGregor, Channing Tatum and Michael Fassbender. Basically she plays a spy that gets sold out, I’m sure we’ve heard that plot before. Anyways, the movie opens in theaters on January 20th. For more info, visit the Haywire official website.
Freelance covert operative Mallory Kane is hired out by her handler to various global entities to perform jobs that governments can’t authorize and heads of state would rather not know about. After a mission to rescue a hostage in Barcelona, Mallory is quickly dispatched on another mission to Dublin. When the operation goes awry and Mallory finds she has been double crossed, she needs to use all of her skills, tricks, and abilities to escape an international manhunt, make it back to the United States, protect her family, and exact revenge on those that have betrayed her. [Wiki]
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2012 NFL Playoffs: Wild Card Weekend Preview
The regular season is over. It was a great season. It was highlighted by stars, amazing plays, disappointing players, season-killing injuries, game-saving plays and last minute drives. In the end, there are only twelve teams that can move on. Teams left out of the post season are left sitting at home wondering where it all went wrong. They can look at a certain game or certain play but as one Bill Parcells once said ‘
London:Ladies Who Attended “Cirque du Soleil: TOTEM” Opening Night
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Rather than talking about any of the ladies in this post since to most it’s probably a whole lot of “WHO?!”, we’ll give a plug for “Cirque du Soleil: TOTEM”, now performing at the Royal Albert Hall in London. TOTEM will be in London through February 16th. For those in US, look for it in March to continue its Grand Chapiteau tour in San Jose, CA. For more info and tickets, visit the TOTEM official website.
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Movies Opening This Weekend: January 6th, 2012
The Devil Inside Starring: Fernanda Andrade, Bonnie Morgan, Evan Helmuth [Official Website]
Also opening in limited release:
Beneath the Darkness Starring: Dennis Quaid, Aimee Teegarden, Tony Oller [Official Website]
Loosies Starring: Peter Facinelli, Michael Madsen, Jaimie Alexander [Official Website]
Norwegian Wood Starring: Ken ichi Matsuyama, Rinko Kikuchi, Kengo Kora [Official Website]
Roadie Starring: Ron Eldard, Jill Hennessy, Bobby Cannavale [Official Website]
BREAKING!! Lauren Conrad Paid For Street Parking in Los Angeles!
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In continuing with our post-holidays Celebrities Paying The Parking Meter coverage, Lauren Conrad was the latest one seen feeding the meter. The former “Hills” star-turned D-Lister was seen hitting up the Kate Somerville beauty spa in Los Angeles beauty spa in Los Angeles yesterday afternoon.
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Vanessa Hudgens Paid For Street Parking Using Her Credit Card!!
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These were snapped yesterday afternoon as the “Sucker Punch” star was seen picking up a quick lunch in L.A. before heading to rehearsals. Part fashionista & part hipster, Vanessa Hudgens was rocking a “Happy Go Lucky” tee, short-shorts & million-buckle F-Me boots as she hid behind a pair of dark Ray-Bans while walking back to her car.
For those of you bastards who don’t know, V is currently filming her new movie “Spring Breakers” by writer & director Harmony Korine and co-stars James Franco, Selena Gomez and Emma Roberts. The film which centers around four college girls who land in jail after robbing a restaurant in order to fund their spring break vacation. They later find themselves bailed out by a drug and arms dealer (James Franco) who wants them to do some dirty work.
Aside from filming a couple upcoming projects, Vanessa’s new film “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island,” starring Dwayne Johnson, Michael Caine, Josh Hutcherson, Luis Guzmán and Kristin Davis, is set to release on February 10.
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Inside the Tube: “Modern Family” Edition -”Lifetime Supply” – (Season 3, Episode 11)
Conventional wisdom up until this point in the much heralded run of Modern Family has been that Cam is the resident Drama Queen of the Pritchett and Dunphy clans. He is prone to dramatics, exaggeration and (of course) the gay gasp and chest hold. Gloria makes a comfortable substitute for said caricature since she is, well, Colombian, and we all know how the Latin Peoples like to live, love and gesture emphatically. Or so says Hollywood and its bucket of stereotypes . . .
But this week saw the emergence of a new drama queen on the block: Phil Dunphy. Phil has always been pretty excitable: he gets overly invested in things he’
Rebecca Mir Brings The Morning Links!
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Berlin: Sebastian Deyle and Rebecca Mir at premiere of ‘The Artist’
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Alex Rodriguez & His New Girlfriend Torrie Wilson Bring The Links!
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Alex Rodriguez was seen doing some sugar daddy-funded shopping in L.A. with his new wrestler girlfriend Torrie Wilson yesterday afternoon. It’s nice to see that A-Rod’s over his few-months-long fling w/ Cameron Diaz. I’m sure that dating a wrestler now opens countless kinky doors.
- Amy Childs Shows Off The Big Girls [HollywoodTuna]
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Paris: Rooney Mara @ “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo” Premiere
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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo has an 85% on Rotten Tomatoes with Rooney Mara also getting positive reviews for her performance; I’m just summarizing my quick glance at the movie’s Wiki entry. Anyways, after a couple weeks of release the movie has yet to break even and so here’s Rooney and the rest of the cast at another of the international premieres, this time it’s the French premiere. Read the entire plot at the movie’s Wiki entry or check out the movie in theaters now. For more info, visit The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo official website.
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Fashionable Ashley Greene Arrives in L.A. With He Puppy & Furry Handbag
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These were snapped yesterday afternoon as the “Twilight” star was seen making a fashionable arrival at LAX toting a puppy in one hand & a designer fur handbag in another. We didn’t see any bikini pics of Ash over the holidays, so she was either at an extremely exotic destination or she spent the entire holidays indoors with her family.
One of her 2012 projects include “The Boom Boom Room” starring Christopher Walken, Adam Beach and Shirley MacLaine. The film is set in the New Mexico desert, where a young woman was out to uncover certain family secrets & in the process encounters two Vaudeville-era stars who transform her life. Ash will definitely need something bigger than this to keep the cash flowing following “Twilight.”
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Bikini Pics: Olivia Palermo & Boyfriend Johannes Huebl Enjoy St. Barts!
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Like a lot of other celebrities, fashionable NYC socialite Olivia Palermo & her boyfriend Johannes Huebl are enjoying a luxurious vacation in St. Barts. The couple were seen dabbling in some PDA action on the beach as they rubbed suntan lotion on each other & exchanged a few kisses before going for a dip in the warm Caribbean sea. After seeing these pics, I definitely need another vacation!
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Biggest Box Office Hits of 2011
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Rosie Huntington & Bodyguard / Boyfriend Jason Statham Arrive at LAX
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Following a relaxing long weekend in Miami Beach, celebrity couple Jason Statham & his supermodel girlfriend Rosie Huntington-Whiteley were seen arriving in LAX. In case some of you bastards missed their luxurious South Beach exploits, check here & here. Rosie definitely needs to consider adding a little meat to those bones b/c the bikini pics weren’t exactly the hottest ones we saw over the holidays.
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Beverly Hills: Kim Kardashian Really Caked On Her Makeup
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According to a recent Tweet, Kim was apparently heading to LAX to catch a flight to visit her sister Khloe in Dallas. Khloe was forced to relocate to the city following her husband Lamar Odom’s abrupt trade to the Mavs from the Lakers before the season started. Seeing how property prices are so damn cheap in Texas, I’m sure Khloe & Lamar are gonna have a kick ass pad in no time.
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Scott Disick Cruises in a $450K Convertible Rolls-Royce Phantom
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You know something is severely wrong w/ the world when douche bags like Scott Disick have enough cash to be cruising around in Rolls-Royce Phantoms (assuming that’s the model he’s driving).
We’re gonna assume he put this on the Kardashian-family tab seeing how 95% of his current cash flow is linked to various reality TV projects & the remaining 5% coming from appearances at clubs & bars. For those of you who don’t keep up (we fall into this category), Scott and girlfriend Kourtney Kardashian are expecting their second (bastard) child later this year. The couple are playing it smart by not getting legally married b/c we all know they’re gonna separate after their show gets cancelled.
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Miami: Mischa Barton Bikini Pics Bring The Links!
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Mischa Barton was spotted showing off her bikini body on South Beach in Miami earlier today.
- Sophie Monk Drops A Hint Of Boobage [HollywoodTuna]
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MoeJackson 2012 Prediction: Kate Beckinsale Makes Truimphant Return!!
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It’s pretty sad that one of our favorite Super-MILFs< Kate Beckinsale, had minimal coverage in 2011. Granted she hasn’t appeared in a movie since 2009′s Everybody’s Fine, so we were really reduced to candid moments at the airport or streets of Santa Monica and the few red carpet appearances. However, 2012 should be different as Kate has 3 movies lined up that should all be major box office releases.
She starts off the year as Kate Farraday in Contraband alongside Mark Wahlberg; it opens in theaters on January 13th. She reprises her role as Selene in Underworld: Awakening, opening in theaters one week after Contraband on January 20th. Lastly, Kate stars as Lori Quaid (Sharon Stone’s character in the original) in an updated version of Total Recall; opening in August.
Three major releases means she’ll be doing her rounds whether it be Letterman, Kimmel, Fallon, Conan, Ferguson, along with premeires, whether they’re in L.A. or NYC or both, and you can’t forget about the foreign markets, probably London, Madrid, Paris, Berlin, and Rome, to name a few… In other words, we should expect to see a lot more of Kate Beckinsale in 2012.
All the back from January 2011…
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