Now don’t go getting too damn excited. Jersey Shore’s pint-sized heifer, Snooki, isn’t disappearing from private life. She’s literally, physically disappearing. As in, she’s losing weight. She explained it to Us Weekly: “[I want] to get to where I was when I was a cheerleader in high school.” “She’s really into going to the gym [...]
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Olivia Wilde Flashes Some Side Boob
I don’t know if this does it for me. Olivia Wilde decided to be “different” by flashing some side boob at the UK premiere of the flop Cowboys &Aliens (not that I thought it was all that bad. A tad too long but it didn’t completely suck). Maybe I’m just too used to see chicks [...]
Victoria Silvstedt (& Her Girls) Entertain Us
Now you may think Victoria Silvstedt is some airhead, ditzy model. And I’d agree with you. But you have to admit, the chick knows exactly how to entertain us. Barely restrain those girls in a bikini top, and let’s be honest, we’re all hooked. Standing at attention and everything. Maybe I’ve been spoiled by Kim [...]
Kim Kardashians Off The Market
Well, it’s the end of an era. Kim Kardashian is now off the market. She married Kris Humphries in what will be a TV special in front of over 400 guests. Even drunk-ass LiLo was there. I, for one, don’t think this marriage is real. I think Kris realizes that playing the hoops isn’t gonna [...]
Whitney Ports Got Back
Get this chick a new reality TV show, STAT! This is The Hills and The City star Whitney Port. This chick’s got some SERIOUS junk in her trunk. Look at that rounded, perky ass! Not sure she has much in the tittie department, but she’s got some long legs, and that ASS speaks for itself. [...]
Kristin Cavallari is Available
Kristin Cavallari seems to be doing okay after Jay Cutler dumped her ass. She’s a smart chick to get back in the game again: let’s face it, with The Hills over, I bet this chick’s bank account is dwindling FAST. Here she is running out to grab a bite to eat for breakfast. I could [...]
Candice Swanepoel Works It for Victorias Secret
Here’ Candice Swanepoel, working all that her mama gave her, for the cameras. She’s doing a new photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret. I tell you, that Victoria’s Secret catalogue truly IS the gift that keeps on giving. Candice showed off her tits and ass to great effect in the animal print bikini. Maybe the animal print [...]
Lady Gaga Flashes Her Gams
It’s a rather sad state of affairs when it’s something of relief that a chick covers herself up. Yet that’s what I feel when all I see of Lady Gaga is some leg. (I won’t even ASK what that shit on her head is.) And I know she has some decent tits. I’ve seen them. [...]
George Clooney Is Hitting This (Stacy Keibler)
Here’s the newest chick George Clooney is supposed to be banging: Stacy Keibler. Damn, George, He may be looking old as dirt, but I have to show the dude respect: his taste in chicks is extraordinary. Stacy’s hitting the gym, surely to keep her ass in tip-top shape for George. Stacy’s no dumbass. This is [...]
Miranda Kerr Flaunts Her Curves for Victorias Secret
Motherhood does a body good… if the chick in question is Miranda Kerr, at least. Look at those TITS. My mouth is watering at just the sight. Her baby is one lucky, very lucky, little boy. Wonder if Orlando Bloom is getting to indulge? Some chicks won’t let you touch their tits while their nursing. [...]
Doutzen Kroes is Ready to Hit the Beach
Doutzen Kroes in swimsuits… it doesn’t get much better than that, does it? Victoria’s Secret knows how to sell lingerie and swimwear, and thank the heavens they do, or we wouldn’t get treated to the sight of the HOT Doutzen modeling said swimwear. I have to say, lingerie and swimwear models are my favorite models: [...]
Salma Hayek (& Her Girls) Are Alluring
Salma Hayek showed that she is an Allure-ing rich bitch (and I mean that as a compliment) in the new issue of the mag. I will always be licking my lips over those tits of hers; I’m glad Salma’s not shy about showing her girls off. She herself told the mag she was proud of [...]
Candice Swanepoel Rocks Lingerie
Here’s MORE Candice Swanepoel from a new Victoria’s Secret catalogue. Remember my mantra: The Victoria’s Secret catalogue is the gift that keeps on giving. This time, Candice is filling out bras and nighties quite nicely, isn’t she? These pics show where I like to see Candice best: on sheets, presumably on a bed, or a [...]
Kim Kardashian & Demi Lovato Want You to Do Something
These two lovely ladies, Demi Lovato and Kim Kardashian, painted on the tightest dresses they could find and took their assess to the 2011 Do Something Awards. Looking at those luscious TITS in those dresses has me standing at attention. I’m ready to Do Something, dammit! Especially if it involves these two chicks NAKED in [...]
Halle Berry is a HOT Mama
Halle Berry proves the saying “45 is the new 35″ with these 45th birthday picks. This chick looks Damn HOT in a bikini. Check out the RACK! Simply mouthwatering. I’m licking my damn lips right now. The best part of John Travolta’s movie Swordfish was getting to see Halle’s NAKED tits. She’d look just as [...]
Lacey Schwimmer Does Vegas
Dancing with the Stars and So You Think You Can Dance pro Lacey Schwimmer decided to let her devlish side out and shake her ass in Vegas. I wouldn’t have minded being around to watch that ass shimmy and those tits bounce. I’m a fan of the hint of the devil side with that bra-top, [...]
Rihanna Lets It All Hang Out
Rihanna’s still visiting her home, Barbados. Here she is hanging out at the beach in a white bikini. Between this and all the dirty dancing she was doing at that parade earlier this week, it’s clear that Rihanna Enjoys being at home, and Isn’t afraid to let all her mama gave her hang out. Rihanna [...]
Brooke Burke is Off the Market
Enjoy the view, fellas, ’cause that’s all we can do now. Brooke Burke is now officially OFF the market. After a five year engagement and having two kids together, David Charvet finally married her ass during their family vacation on St. Barts. Brooke finally wised up and pointed out: You may be an actor, but [...]
90210 Hotties Hit the Beach
The producers of 90210 know what they’re doing: have those chicks they’ve cast hit the beach in as little as possible. All in front of the cameras, of course. Why else would anyone watch that shit? Now if 90210 was on cable or, better yet, one of the pay channels, I’d be sure to watch in. [...]
Hilary Duff Fills Out a Dress
Hilary Duff got her ass into shape for her wedding, and it looks like she’s doing everything in her power to stay in shape. Gotta keep the hubby interested. Hey, we can all reap the side benefit of getting to enjoy those mouthwatering tits and ass in a dress. (Well, there aren’t any ass shots, [...]