Snooki looks like she made her way out in front of the bright lights at MTV’s VMAs and then didn’t know WHAT the hell to do with herself. Maybe one of the photographers asked her a question that flummoxed the chick. I can hear it now: Photographer: “Are you descended from trolls?” “Do you have [...]
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Kelly Brook (& Her Girls) Have A Night Out
Kelly Brook didn’t disappoint at the GQ Awards. The organizers knew what they were doing when they invited her. They made sure there were going to be some HOT chicks there. How else do you get dudes to put on those damn monkey suits for a night? Kelly propped her lovely ladies up and swathed [...]
Katy Perry Was Hot For VMAs
Katy Perry almost went demure on me at MTV’s VMAs last Sunday. Has becoming a married lady led to Katy toning shit down? I hope not, if she wants to continue her music career. Russell Brand should know better than to try to keep that shit on lockdown (especially since he’s been seen acting a [...]
Demi Lovato Flaunts Those Curves
Demi Lovato may have had to spend some extended time on the funny farm in the hospital, but it’s paid off nicely for the Disney princess. Check out those TITS and those legs. Demi’s all grown up. Hell, my mouth is watering just checking out that rack. Some blind and sick jealous bitches said Demi [...]
Britney Spears Gropes Herself
Britney Spears revealed her love for her own ASS at the MTV VMAs this year. Not only does MTV love her (she won some awards in addition to receiving a tribute from Madonna, but NO kiss, dammit!), but Britney loves her own ass…ets. Yay for Britney! (Try not to gag too hard.) Seriously, Britney is [...]
Kendra Wilkinson Promotes Sexy Daylife
Kendra Wilkinson was in Las Vegas this weekend hosting an event called Sexy Daylife at the Wet Republic Pool in the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino. She (wisely) left hubby Hank Baskett at home for this event, making her an even MORE tempting MILF. I knew Kendra may have gotten married and had a kid, [...]
J-Woww Parties in Vegas
What’s one way to get plenty of horny bastards to stop gambling and join your party while in Las Vegas? Get Jersey Shore’s J-Woww (and her BIG and ROUND girls, of course) to play host. Here’s J-Woww (aka Jenni Farley, like we really care what this chick’s name actually is) hosting a party at Pure [...]
Kim Kardashian Shakes Her Moneymakers
Kim Kardashian and her sycophant sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, have been whoring their asses out all around New York City. Why? To promote a new season of their shitty reality TV show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Honestly, who watches that shit? Someone must: it keeps getting renewed. Anyway, Kim is doing what she does [...]
Kate Winslet Flaunts Those Curves
Kate Winslet has always sold herself as a curvy chick, and I’ve always appreciated that about her. Looking at all these curves next to those stick-skinny models and actresses makes Kate look fat, but if this is fat, then Sign Me UP! Here’s Kate at the Venice Film Festival. She obviously said to hell with [...]
Nicole Scherzinger Is All Tied Up
You know whoever designed this dress is into all that kinky shit: belts, probably whips and chains, too. This, of course, leads me to wonder if the reason former Pussycat Doll singer Nicole Scherzinger chose this dress is because she’s one of those naughty, kinky chicks. Somebody needs to get Lewis Hamilton drunk and get [...]
J-Woww Wows Them at MTV
Yet another reason to beg, borrow, and bribe to get your ass backstage at the MTV VMAs: you might run into Jersey Shore’s HOTTEST chick, J-Woww! Can you imagine getting to see that rack up close and personal? You may not get to touch (unless you have lots of cash and liquor on hand), but [...]
Holly Madison Parties at Blush
Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend, Holly Madison, has made quite a life for herself in Vegas since leaving Hef’s wrinkled old ass. Really, it makes sense: the Playboy mansion (and being built up by Hef and posing for Playboy) is all excellent preparation for a career in Sin City, don’t you think? They don’t call Las Vegas [...]
Coco Flaunts Her T&A Dominatrix-Style
Say whatever the hell you want, but choosing pics of Coco is some hard ass work. Do you focus on those ginormous TITS? Or that equally ginormous ASS? Decisions, decisions. Yeah, my job is hard work. So for all you ASS men out there, I hope you enjoy my final selection for the main pic [...]
Phoebe Price Shows Off Her American Spirit
Phoebe Price decided to celebrate Labor Day appropriately (for her): in a red, white and blue bikini. She’s British, you say? And what job does she actually hold that entitles her to celebrate Labor Day? Minor details. This chick’s JOB is to look hot and tantalize. I bet Phoebe just writes “International Fame Seeker” in [...]
Kate Winslet Flaunts Her Curves
Okay, I have to say, I can’t quite decide: does Kate Winslet look lusciously curvy here or like a damned stuff sausage? You’re treading a fine line, Kate. A fine line. Those tits are looking nice, despite all that shit around her shoulders. Looking at the shot from behind, I don’t understand that wide-ass line [...]
Blake Lively Giggles on Gossip Girl Set
Looks like Blake Lively couldn’t stop giggling while trying to shoot a scene for Gossip Girl. You can’t really blame her: she goes from starring in big movies like The Town and Green Lantern back to TV shit like Gossip Girl. Well, considering how bad Green Lantern was, Gossip Girl isn’t too big of a [...]
Ashley Tisdale is All Grown Up
Ashley Tisdale is one of the junior Disney princesses. She co-starred to Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron in that High School Musical shit. Now here she is at an event called “Be Strong.” It’s some campaign to raise money for cancer. Worthy cause. And a chance for a rapidly-fading starlet to get some attention. You [...]
Rose McGowan Lets Us Know Shes Still Hot
Rose McGowan was just going to the salon, but she made it a point to look damn good when she went. She’s flaunting her TITS and ASS in that shirt and those short-shorts. I don’t blame her. Now that she’s dumped Rodriguez, Rose surely needs the work any way she can get it. He sure [...]
Kim Kardashian Works It in NYC
Kim Kardashian is back in New York City (with her sister, Kourtney) to film another season of her reality TV show, ‘Kim & Kourtney Take New York.’ Really, didn’t we suffer enough overhyped shit with Hurricane Irene? Anyway, did you hear, now that Kim’s married, SOMEONE wants her sex tape off the internet? It was [...]
Rihanna Relaxes on a Yacht
Rihanna may have just finished a vacation in Barbados, but why the hell would that be a good reason (or any kind of reason) not to vacation again in Saint Tropez? It wouldn’t be. So here’s Rihanna with some friends, sailing on a yacht off the shores of Saint Tropez. The life of a singer. [...]