Angelina Jolie confirms her latest lat-longitude tattoo is Brads birthplace

Angelina has just confirmed something that we knew last month, when rabid Brangeloonies did some kind of computer forensics analysis. Angelina showed up in Libya last month with a mysterious seventh line on her left upper arm, where she has the latitude-longitude coordinates of all of the birthplaces of her children. Brangeloonies quickly [...]

Angelina Jolie Sells The Tourist

Cleavage? Check. Ass? Yeah, I guess. Legs? Well, nice calves. Angelina Jolie’s working it for the Berlin premiere of The Tourist. And Brad Pitt is on hand. Don’t blame him for keeping an eye on things, even though Brad could easily kick Johnny Depp’s ass if Johnny stepped out of line. I’ve heard Angelina seduces [...]